Out of Lil' Man's mouth..

• Mommy, my Daddy needs new rims on his car.
• Hey Daddy, I kissed your lady.  (said after he gave me a big kiss)
• Mommy, can I marry you?
• Mommy we don't say the B word right? the B word, B word, B word.
• Bone, it bone it ranch..a song that he sings..no clue where it came from.
• Mommy, your growing inside my heart, like a little seed.
• Did you poop in your underwear? (said out loud while we were at the store)
• Mrs. K pooped in her pants today at school, but I didn't. (Mrs. K is the teacher)
• show me, hurry show me (he gets his words confused, he means I want to show you something).
• When I grow up I am going to have beard!
• Can you take me the dealership, mommy so I can pick up my brand new car.